Dinner Conversation: Nature's Candy

This just in from Caspian:

"I love carrots. You know what we should do one Halloween?"

Me: "What?"

"Well, you know how people are afraid of the color orange?"

"Ummmm...no." (much laughter)

"Well, I thought we could hand out carrots."

"I don't think we'd be very popular for that."

"What? They're nature's candy!"

~t