How Wet Will You Get from a Love n Licks Kiss?

We don't have a dog. We pinky swore when we married that we would never get a dog. We will probably get a dog. BUT, we won't be getting some big slobbery grosso dog.

I just saw Love n Licks Puppies advertised. How wet will you get from a Love n Licks Kiss? These are cute stuffed puppies that DROOL all over you. Is this desirable? This is not desirable to me, even if it is not real drool, but water I put in a dog to simulate drool. Neither do I want my children or furniture drooled. The commercial boasts you will get so wet you need a raincoat! Again, I ask, is this desirable? Mmm...not here. No thank you.

~t